Monday, 20 September 2010

Fort Kochi

Where: Fort Kochi


not a fort...Chinese fishing nets
Where (less detailed): central Kerala, India

Weather: ordinary sunshine but added to our existing sunburn feel like a pair of ginger kids in the fires of hell.

Temperature: about 34 degrees

Food: very good but so far haven’t ate in a place that hasn’t been filled with Lonely Planet-wielding sixth form students. Feel like I’m learning A*Level chemistry and all about Kent by osmosis.

Locals: nice enough but everyone seems to own an arts and crafts stall.

streets....not a fort
Adventures/Highlights/Lowlights: The Fort Kochies are a complete bunch of liars, first of all their Dutch Palace has absolutely no palatiousness, secondly my genuine 99p Diesel plastic belt turned out to be a fake, thirdly a 2hr yoga class only runs for 60 minutes but most importantly there is absolutely no bloody Fort in Fort Kochi...

Days since Rhaani last pooed: 4

Overall: a very nice place to wander and waste some time. Clean and friendly

Up next: Jaipur, Rajisthan, still India

1 comment:

  1. Paul, you are too funny! I had a big laugh at Rhanni's poo info- can relate hun, on holidays i'm the same too!!! xx steph d

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