Okay, so in exactly 1 month we will be setting off on our much-anticipated 12 month tour of this big rock we like to call Bob, or the Earth, as you scientific, nerdy-types refer to it.
Our first stop is India where we will be relaxing in the peaceful lushness of Kerala - provided we get out of Bombay (I'm sorry but it was called Bombay when I took o-level Geography and you just can't go around changing a city's name cos you think the new name sounds cooler, unless your town's called "Little Knob" or something, in which fair enough)
