the big1
the adventures of two wandering fools.
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Monday, 15 August 2011
PUERTO ESCONDIDO & ZIPOLETE
WHERE:Puerto Escondido and Zipolete, then back to Puerto Escondido
WHERE (less detailed): the West Coast of Mexico
WHEN: 2st July to 6 Aug - our longest stay in one (actually two places) on the entire tripWEATHER IS: beautiful sunshine, but a little cloudy a couple of days
A MEAL COSTS: still managed to find a couple of cool burrito/taco places where dinner was $9
A BEER COSTS: thanks to the fridge in our room we bulk bought Corona's which came in at 49p a bottle
PEOPLE ARE: very nice, apart from the fat American who owned our hotel who Rhaani didn't like because he didn't ask how Paul was after the surf accidient
HIGHLIGHTS/LOWLIGHTS: up until Paul's accident the place was great, right next to the beach, lovely little pool, Paul actually mastered surfing to an extent until his surfboard attacked him... he should have realised things were not heading his way when the surf ripped one of his surf boots off the day before ... picking a piece of the surfboard out of Paul's teeth ... a trip to a non-English speaking dentist was an experience, as was his use of thick black thread rather than dissolving stitches ... four days of yoghurt and slurping wasn't fun for either of us ... above all the most enjoyable aspect was not having to pack up our bags every other day.
Monday, 1 August 2011
CHICHEN ITZA, UXMAL, PALENQUE
Chichen Itza, one of the 7-wonders of the world |
return of the obligatory arty shot |
WHEN: too close to the end to even think about
Rhaani cleans up the town |
FOOD IS: awesome, fantastic fajitas for dinner, subway sandwiches for lunch
A MEAL COSTS: buttons, £3 for a large portion of fajitas
Palenque in all its glory |
vest, beer, Paul makes Britain proud |
there´s always someone who hogs the limelight |
HIGHLIGHTS/LOWLIGHTS: Rhaani in fits of giggles as Paul tries to hold his newly torn shorts together whilst booking us into our hotel ... pretending we were still 14 years old by drinking beers in the park, our park drinking was because Rhaani didn't want to risk death by entering any of the wild-west swing door saloons on offer ... ... Paul shows the true meaning of the word charity by handing over a bag of disgusting tortilla chips to a homeless person, for some reason he didnt feel quite so charitable with the tastier packet we devoured earlier ... yet another "Is this it? moment from resident culture-vulture Clemo as we arrive at Chichen Itza (one of the new Seven Wonders of the World)...
Palenque ruins, one of the best things is you're left to wander through the temples |
... haggling with 12-year-olds shopkeepers in Chichen Itza ... hearing a Shakira Shakira concert from our hostel room ... discovering that we missed the last bus to the ancient wonder Uxmal because we had to lick 1,000 stamps to send a 3kg parcel to Oz ...
all we saw of the ancient wonder of Uxmal of our stamp licking exploits meant we missed the last bus to the ruins |
... being far more impressed by Palenque which, though smaller and less well-known than Chichen, is far more aesthetically pleasing ... visiting the awesomely named Mr Taco and enjoying 5 Tacos for 30 pesos (£1.65) ... despite having clocked up over 10-days worth of bus travel Rhaani is unable to get comfy on our final long-ass (19-hr) bus-ride from Palenque to Puerto Escondido
UP NEXT: Puerto Escondido, home of the famed Mexican Pipeline and Pauls last chance to get some decent surf pics.one way of coping with the heat |
Monday, 18 July 2011
ISLA MUJERES
I can't figure out how to turn the photo but I think you get the idea that it's a ruddy great fish |
WHERE (less detailed): a little island off the coast of Cancun
WHEN: t-34 to t-32
the now obligatory pic of white sand and palm trees, yawn |
FOOD IS: not the best Mexican we've had but still good tacos.
A MEAL COSTS: £4 a head
A BEER COSTS: £1.25
and the now equally as boring sunset |
HIGHLIGHTS/LOWLIGHTS: without a doubt, the whale shark trip. Not even originally on our "to do" list we somehow fumble our way into the experience of a lifetime. Over 30ft long and totally harmless - we hope - whale sharks are the size of buses. Luckily for us we arrive at that rare moment when they all come at once. There must have been 20-30 of them, all gliding within a few feet of us. The first sighting of them takes your breathe away. Some of them are actually larger than our boat, a fact quickly illustrated as they glide under and around us. You are told not to touch them but for some reason our guide grabs Rhaani's hand, makes her touch it then puts her hand inside the things mouth, amazing ... the pristine beach and waters and the beach front bar with swings and sundown Sol beers... unfortunately not the tourist strip which serves up bad pizza and even worse souvenirs ... coming from Caye Caulker and Roatan we had expected a similarly laid-back town but unfortunately we arrived about a decade too late and the place is a little too touristy to be an island paradise ...
so just to recap, there were bloody great big fish, loads of 'em |
UP NEXT: MERIDA, yet another pretty colonial town. By our reckoning this will be the 879th such town we've visited in the Americas. Fortunately it's also our base for day-trips to the Mayan ruins of Uxmal and Chichen Itza
TULUM
WHERE: TULUM
WHERE (less detailed): the Caribbean coast of Mexico
WHEN: 5 weeks to go till home
WEATHER: worryingly the streets are filled with puddles when we arrive but brilliant sunshine for our day in Tulum
FOOD IS: best Fajitas ever at a restaurant around the corner. And free nachos and dip - funny crisps and sauce mum - everywhere we go. The only thing better than free stuff is free stuff you like
A BEER COSTS: 60p for a standard bottle of Sol or Corona. A 1.25litre of Sol comes in at £2
PEOPLE ARE: no-speakey de English, although it's surprising how much pigeon Spanish we remember.
TEMPERATURE: hot, at least 39
HIGHLIGHTS/LOWLIGHTS: Tulum is very similar to the mullet haircut. With a mullet the top is all business, the back all fun. With Tulum you get your culture fix with the spectacular Mayan ruins that overlooks the beach - Rhaanis declared home if she was a Mayan - then a short walk away is a beautiful white sand beach and torquoise ocean. Accordingly we spent the morning visiting the ruins an the aftenoon sipping Sol on the beach.
UP NEXT: Isla Mujeres (Island of Women - calm down Raj)
WHERE (less detailed): the Caribbean coast of Mexico
WHEN: 5 weeks to go till home
WEATHER: worryingly the streets are filled with puddles when we arrive but brilliant sunshine for our day in Tulum
ruins-lite, culture at 11am |
A BEER COSTS: 60p for a standard bottle of Sol or Corona. A 1.25litre of Sol comes in at £2
PEOPLE ARE: no-speakey de English, although it's surprising how much pigeon Spanish we remember.
TEMPERATURE: hot, at least 39
cheap beer and cheap ice-cream, what's not to love about Mexico |
and beach by 11.30am |
CAYE CAULKER
Charles in charge. At 3GBP's for lobster curry he certainly was |
WHERE (less detailed): a tiny Caribbean island off the coast of Belize
WHEN: t-40 to t-37
okay who's next to hold a shark? |
FOOD IS: amazing!!!! Lobster heaven. After what seems like a lifetime of fried chicken, rice and beans, and some disappointing lobster selections in Panama and Roatan, we are treated to some of the best lobster on the planet - including amazing £3 curried lobster from Charles the street vendor.
with scenery this awesome why rush? |
okay I appreciate the shark might have been a little scary, my apologies, moving on, who wants to hold the stingray? |
A BEER COSTS: 6 Belizean Belikan beers costs £6
DINNER COSTS: £13 for the biggest fresh lobster on the island. £8 for two almighty sized lobster skewers.
for some reason the Belizean "drink responsibly" campaign just wasn't having the desired effect |
try telling that to Steve Irwin |
UP NEXT: TULUM Mexico, home to some ruins that lie on the beach. More worryingly into our final country (as Paul refuses to count our 5 days in the USA as part of the trip).
Sunday, 10 July 2011
TIKAL
Tikal Ruins, home to the ancient Mayans and also a location in the original Star Wars movie |
WHERE (less detailed):)the northern bit of GUATEMALA
WHEN: less than six weeks before we head home
WEATHER: torrential rail in Flores, the town close to Tikal, but nicely clouded when we do our tour. When the clouds cleared we were in danger of melting.
Paul in the central plaza |
PEOPLE ARE: from the loud and overbearing land of the United States. Tikal is tourist central with old half deaf American tourists raising the volume level. Our Tikal local guide used the phrase "if you want" at least once every 30s but was awesome regardless.
TEMPERATURE: in the glaring heat, at least 42.
Rhaani poses but keeps one eye out for the monkeys |
our "ferry" to Belize |
UP NEXT: back to Belize and the Lilt-advert inspiring Caye Caulker island where no cars are allowed and golf-buggies serve as taxis.
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